1 00:00:05,291 --> 00:00:06,881 - You know, I remember being a kid, 2 00:00:06,959 --> 00:00:08,539 and you'd watch your favorite show in the '80s, 3 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:10,785 and they'd always have this very special episode. 4 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:12,705 It was, like, the one serious episode 5 00:00:12,792 --> 00:00:14,382 of "Diff'rent Strokes" or whatever, 6 00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:15,748 where something happened to Dudley. 7 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:17,924 You're a kid watching a fucking sitcom. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,420 I wanna see Arnold. 9 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,250 I wanna see, "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis," 10 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,713 and, like, "Nope. 11 00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:24,672 Today we're, talking about getting molested, kids." 12 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:26,290 Well, this is that episode for me. 13 00:00:26,375 --> 00:00:27,705 You gotta understand, 14 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:30,632 a pandemic is just one more thing for us. 15 00:00:30,709 --> 00:00:33,209 There's a lot of pandemics for niggas. 16 00:00:33,291 --> 00:00:34,791 [gunshots and shouting] 17 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,075 - Get down! [tires squeal] 18 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,496 [people screaming] 19 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:40,083 - Yo, you all right? You all right? You good? 20 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,376 - Bro, I think I'm shot. 21 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,998 - Aw, fuck. - I don't wanna die, man. 22 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,583 - You're not gonna die. You're not gonna die. 23 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:46,037 I'm gonna call an ambulance right now. 24 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,075 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 25 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:48,166 Don't call the ambulance. 26 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,420 Don't. - Why not? 27 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,920 - They're gonna charge me, like, $8,000. 28 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,750 Fuck that. - What? Nigga, you got shot. 29 00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:55,334 - I know, but me and my lady trying to get this house. 30 00:00:55,417 --> 00:00:56,877 I don't want that on my credit right now. 31 00:00:56,959 --> 00:00:58,419 Just call a Lyft. Trust me. - Are you sure? 32 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,040 - Yes. It's gonna be faster. 33 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:03,075 - All right, all right, all right, whatever, whatever. 34 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:04,416 - They just caught me slipping 35 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,080 and tried to assassinate me on Grand Street. 36 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,416 - Yeah, I know man. 37 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,920 You're gonna be all right, though, man. 38 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,170 - My boy calling a Lyft 39 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,880 'cause the ambulance gonna take too slow. 40 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,129 That's a real nigga right there. 41 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:14,288 - Nigga, who are you talking to? 42 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:15,495 - My Live. 43 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,043 - Why are you on Live right now? 44 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:18,705 Don't put me on, man. What's wrong with you? 45 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:20,752 - I got 34 people watching. That's the most I ever had. 46 00:01:20,834 --> 00:01:22,424 - 34? - Yeah, lookit. 47 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,750 Remember Porsche? - Yeah. 48 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,134 - Look. She in there. What's up? 49 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:26,958 - I am helping him right now. 50 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:28,711 - You know how we do. [laughs] 51 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:31,792 [spacey guitar music building] 52 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,455 ♪ ♪ 53 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:36,542 [pensive bass line] 54 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:39,625 - ♪ No matter how hard you try ♪ 55 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:43,079 ♪ You can't stop me now ♪ 56 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:46,582 [light music] 57 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:49,287 [gavel banging] 58 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,833 - Now, before we start this town hall meeting, 59 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:55,877 I just wanna take a moment to acknowledge 60 00:01:55,959 --> 00:01:59,499 all the fine townspeople we've lost this past year, 61 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:01,383 far too soon, 62 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:05,128 for reasons beyond any of our control. 63 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,748 It's a damn shame. 64 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:08,674 We thought it would be a nice gesture 65 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,880 to keep their memories alive 66 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:13,079 with this short video tribute. 67 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:21,503 - These masks are literally the work of Satan, 68 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:23,333 and every single one of you 69 00:02:23,417 --> 00:02:27,167 obeying the devil's laws is gonna be arrested by God. 70 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:32,250 - ♪ I will remember you ♪ 71 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:35,423 - More people die from a regular flu every year 72 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,670 than from COVID. 73 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:40,960 - ♪ Will you remember me? ♪ 74 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:45,461 - The mask makes you breathe in your own carbon monoxide! 75 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:50,172 - ♪ Don't let your life pass you by ♪ 76 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,000 - There's a little thing in this country 77 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:54,173 called the Constitution! 78 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:58,710 - ♪ Weep not for the memories ♪ 79 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:01,712 - I can't see anybody's face anymore. 80 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:05,082 I can't tell if a baby is smiling at me! 81 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:08,536 - ♪ Weep not for ♪ 82 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:14,575 ♪ The memories ♪ 83 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,417 - Okay. First order. 84 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,960 We have a motion to make masks mandatory. 85 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:22,291 [people shouting] 86 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,995 Order! 87 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,633 Order! [bangs gavel] 88 00:03:25,709 --> 00:03:27,709 Order! [shouting continues] 89 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,252 [bellowing] Order! 90 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:32,463 - Could you imagine that there's people out there 91 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:34,252 who would rather die 92 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,923 than deal with the consequences of having a high hospital bill? 93 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,420 They're more worried 94 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,130 that they have to pay for this fucking ambulance 95 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:44,578 than that they might die in this moment. 96 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:46,537 Isn't that fucking crazy? 97 00:03:52,709 --> 00:03:55,079 - Jesus Christ. [laughs] 98 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:56,746 I never thought I'd say this on this show, 99 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,134 but I think I'm gonna have to take 100 00:03:58,208 --> 00:03:59,578 the cop's side on this one, Wil. 101 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:01,457 I don't think that's a likely scenario. 102 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:02,792 [laughs] 103 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:05,631 - Yo, yo, the Lyft's here. The Lyft's here, yo. 104 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:07,789 Act like you're not shot. - All right. All right, cool. 105 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,825 Cool. Cool. [grunts] 106 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,827 [groans] Walk straight. 107 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:13,457 - So just act like you're good. 108 00:04:13,542 --> 00:04:14,752 Just shut up, man. 109 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:16,504 - Lyft for Michael? - Yeah, yeah. 110 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:17,963 We just going to the hospital right quick. 111 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,291 - Yeah, just run all the lights. 112 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:20,915 - Is he okay? - Yeah, yeah. 113 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,500 He's all right, man. He just feels a little sick. 114 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,883 That's all. - Hey, man, he's not going 115 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,749 to shit or puke in my car? 116 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:27,464 - No, man. He's fine. - Just open the door! 117 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,792 - Then why are you holding your stomach like that? 118 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:32,625 - I got shot! - What? Call an ambulance. 119 00:04:32,709 --> 00:04:34,289 - We can't call an ambulance, man. 120 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,915 - I'm trying to get a house. - [sympathetically] Oh. 121 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,130 You can't have all that on your credit. 122 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,128 both: Yeah. - Okay. 123 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:44,328 - Okay. - Get in. But! 124 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,037 Put your masks on first. 125 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,665 - We don't got masks. 126 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,210 - You've got to wear a mask if you want to be in here. 127 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:53,251 - Open the fucking door, man. - It's mandated! 128 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,543 People are dying. - Oh, my God. 129 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:55,665 I'm shot! - Uh-uh! 130 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,130 - He's dying now. 131 00:04:57,208 --> 00:05:00,628 - No ride without a mask. 132 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:03,498 - Now what, man? I'm gonna die out here. 133 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,083 - No, man, you ain't gonna die. 134 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,956 Don't worry about it. I'm gonna call Calvin now. 135 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,211 - Why? 136 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:09,671 - Because he gets shot all the time. 137 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:11,170 He's gonna know what to do. 138 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:13,380 - Nigga, I can't help y'all. I just did 11 years. 139 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:15,208 I ain't trying to go back for no bullshit. 140 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:16,831 Yo, take the train or something. 141 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,667 - The train? The--he's shot, man. 142 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:21,380 He could die on the platform. - Man, that ain't my problem. 143 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:22,828 I'm an entrepreneur now. 144 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:24,787 I'm making workout videos. - What? 145 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,785 - Oh, matter of fact, when you guys are done with that, 146 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:28,165 you need to come holler at me. 147 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:29,750 I got, like, three clients over here now. 148 00:05:29,834 --> 00:05:31,334 Shit is litty. 149 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:33,077 - Calvin, what the fuck are you talking about, man? 150 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,876 This nigga's gonna die. - Yo, I'ma die out here. 151 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,709 It's a wrap for me. Don't unfollow me! 152 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:39,042 - You're not gonna die. 153 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:40,625 - Calvin, this nigga is gonna die, man. 154 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:42,379 What the fuck are you doing? Please help us. 155 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,748 - [laughs] Let's go! 156 00:05:44,834 --> 00:05:46,584 - I don't know if this is just a New York thing, 157 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:49,997 but there's always niggas just doing pull-ups 158 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,503 on the light poles 159 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,173 and on "don't walk" signs and shit. 160 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:56,250 They use bricks for dumbbells, two gallons of water. 161 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,713 They will work out on anything. 162 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,172 That's when you know the hood is ruined, 163 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,540 when white girls are doing pull-ups 164 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,245 on stop signs. 165 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:04,463 Then you're like, "It's time to move. 166 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:05,882 Rent's going up soon." 167 00:06:05,959 --> 00:06:07,419 [lasers shoot] - My name is Calvin. 168 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,210 And I'm here to get your body in shape... 169 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:10,831 by Calvin! 170 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,537 - Body's by Calvin. - [barks] 171 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,495 - The latest urban workout craze 172 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,383 taking the industry by storm. 173 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:17,748 - I started working out 174 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:20,134 when I was locked away in, uh, college. 175 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,828 So I was thinking to myself, 176 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:22,917 "Why not become 177 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,540 a personal trainer to women?" 178 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,575 - Calvin's workout combines high-impact squats 179 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:29,327 with intense stretching and massaging 180 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:31,627 to target all your problem areas. 181 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:33,499 See how flat that ass is? 182 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,293 Now, that's a problem. 183 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:36,575 - I told him my goal 184 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,377 was to lose 20 pounds, and he asked me, 185 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:39,748 "What do you wanna lose that for? 186 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,634 That's the Gucci." 187 00:06:41,709 --> 00:06:43,629 So far we've just done a bunch of stretching... 188 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,499 which is fine by me. 189 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:47,293 - Right, ladies, now we're gonna do the shank. 190 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:49,325 all: Shank! Shank! Shank! - Bitch! 191 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:52,417 - And yo, you can cancel that expensive gym membership 192 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,500 because Calvin's one-on-one workouts 193 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,253 will get you the results you're looking for 194 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,713 in the comfort of his sister's apartment. 195 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:00,132 - That's it. 196 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:02,128 You can get one-on-one service 197 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:03,458 or one-on-two service 198 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:06,172 with me and my boy from college, Cliff. 199 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:08,174 - What up, y'all? 200 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,000 - He's not built, but he used to be. 201 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:12,463 So he knows what to do. - That's a fact. 202 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:14,542 - How much you think all this training costs? 203 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:15,915 $200? 204 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,130 $100? Not even close. 205 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,288 It costs $800. 206 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:22,205 - I just wanted to tone my upper body a little bit, 207 00:07:22,291 --> 00:07:24,001 but Calvin said the only thing wrong with me 208 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:25,583 is that I don't have a donk. 209 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:27,457 So he has me doing a ton of squats, 210 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:29,462 and then we stretch while Cliff takes video. 211 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:31,542 - Reach. Reach for freedom. 212 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,875 I'm tired of you ladies on these dangerous diets. 213 00:07:33,959 --> 00:07:35,379 You need to eat real food, 214 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,748 like lasagna, oxtail, chicken parm. 215 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:41,004 Then you do squats. That's how you get the cake. 216 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:42,673 - I showed up to Calvin's workout class 217 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,080 with a jacket around my waist 218 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,746 and he told me not to do that anymore, 219 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:47,294 said he couldn't see nothing. 220 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:49,035 I told him I'd rather leave it on, 221 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:51,375 and he asked me to leave. 222 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,748 - Do you feel bad about your body? 223 00:07:52,834 --> 00:07:54,214 Well, come show it to me. 224 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,831 I guarantee you, I'm gonna make you feel good 225 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:58,417 about your body in just six weeks. 226 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:00,541 Just six weeks. [chuckles] 227 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,375 'Cause we ain't trying to stay in nothing long term. 228 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,168 - That's a fact. 229 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:11,879 - Yeah, because-- I think niggas think 230 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,499 that books are only in jail. 231 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,963 [crew laughing] 232 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,501 [laughs] They're like, 233 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:19,213 "You don't know what this shit is. 234 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,461 Nigga, this is like TV, but slower and in your mind." 235 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,132 You're like, "A book? 236 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,878 Yeah, sure. I know what that is." 237 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:36,380 I can't believe that Calvin did us dirty like that, man. 238 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,208 Just left us fuckin' hanging. 239 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:40,711 You all right, man? 240 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:42,382 - Yo... 241 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,328 I think I see Pop Smoke, yo. 242 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:45,997 - Nigga, you not dying, man. 243 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:48,383 - No, no. Right there. 244 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:54,207 - [chuckles] Nigga do kinda look like Pop Smoke. 245 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,711 - Yo. 246 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:57,382 If I die, promise me something. 247 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,328 - You're not gonna die, man. Stop talking like that. 248 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:00,877 - But if I do, 249 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:03,579 promise me you will not let Alex draw me. 250 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,037 - Draw you? 251 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,915 - Yo, every time he do a mural of somebody dead, 252 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,250 they ain't got no hands. 253 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,923 He don't know how to draw hands. 254 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,330 They hands in they pocket or they holding something. 255 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,667 - Well, hands is hard to airbrush. 256 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,250 But where are you getting that, man? 257 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:19,253 - He stinks, man. I want Tony drawing my mural. 258 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,793 His shits be fire. 259 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:24,075 And tell him to make my earrings shine bright. 260 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,456 And give me that "Dragon Ball Z" hair. 261 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:28,502 - That would be kind of dope. - That shit be fire. 262 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,173 - You ain't gotta worry about that, man. 263 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,330 You ain't getting a mural 264 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:32,627 because you're gonna make it, man. 265 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:34,249 We're almost at Mount Holyoke right now. 266 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,633 - The fancy hospital? 267 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,579 No, man, no. Take me to Tubman's. 268 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:38,877 - Tubman's? 269 00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:40,629 You trying to die? That shit is ghetto as hell. 270 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:43,579 - But they way cheaper. A hospital is a hospital, bro. 271 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,577 - I don't know about Tubman's, man. 272 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,713 It's weird to say 273 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:53,462 that something is a Black hospital, because... 274 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,292 I don't think Black people own hospitals. 275 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:57,285 When they say "Black hospital," they just mean 276 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,575 "a hospital that Black people go to," you know? 277 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,207 Like, Black neighborhood. We all renting. 278 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:06,671 A lot of nurses and doctors like to work in Black hospitals 279 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,790 because they get to see more trauma. 280 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:09,785 It's fucked up. 281 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,415 A Black hospital is, like, 282 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,790 where you learn how to take care of white people. 283 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,245 [laughter] 284 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,253 We're like frogs in the 6th grade, man. 285 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:20,293 They just practicing on us and shit. 286 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,415 [emotional music] 287 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,330 [distant overlapping voices and devices beeping] 288 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,127 - Mr. Williams. 289 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,128 How are you feeling today? 290 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:32,248 - Um, nervous. 291 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,293 - Nervous? 292 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,495 Let me guess. It's your first prostate exam. 293 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:39,883 - Yeah. - Listen... 294 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:43,329 [clears throat] Brother to brother... 295 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,997 you got nothing to worry about. 296 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,673 - If you say so. 297 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,210 - I get that it's scary 298 00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:50,541 and it definitely doesn't seem like the most masculine thing 299 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,035 in the world, 300 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,325 but that's why a lot of us don't get checked out 301 00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:55,917 and end up very sick. 302 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,880 See, prostate health is very important at our age. 303 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,749 So you gotta learn to move past that fear. 304 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,714 And it's a, uh, big step 305 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,792 that you're making this effort, definitely. 306 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,825 - Yeah. 307 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,327 - So, first, 308 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,787 I want you to take off your pants and your underwear. 309 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,075 Bend over that bench. 310 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:17,916 ♪ ♪ 311 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,460 - I guess... 312 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:22,172 - Oh, wait! Okay. 313 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,830 What the fuck are you doing? 314 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,537 - I'm taking my pants off, like you just said. 315 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,495 - I--I see that, but I'm still in the room. 316 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,963 You don't see me? - Yeah, but I'm confused. 317 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,711 I thought you was about to do the exam. 318 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:35,212 - I'm trying to, if you'll let me finish. 319 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,831 - I don't know what's going on. 320 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:39,747 You said put the pants down. That's what I'm doing. 321 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,004 - So after I leave the room, 322 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:44,173 I want you to take your pants off, 323 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,540 bend over that bench, 324 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,785 then you're going to wet your right index finger 325 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,825 and put it as far as you can up your anus. 326 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,917 You should feel a little-- - Wait. Wait a minute. 327 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,630 You want me to do it? 328 00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,579 - I don't see nobody else in here. 329 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:57,917 - But you're the doctor! 330 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,750 - You thought I was here 331 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,754 to stick my finger in your ass... 332 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:05,134 [chuckling] And you signed up for that? 333 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,458 What you on, bro? - You know what, man? 334 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,002 Forget it. - Oh-- 335 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,833 - Forget it. - No, no, let's not forget it. 336 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,247 Angie! Come in here. 337 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,423 - Everything okay, Doctor? - Hell, no. 338 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,920 This nasty-ass nigga thought I was finna 339 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,750 stick my finger in his booty. 340 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,384 - [gasps] Ew! 341 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,628 He look like he weird, too. - Mm-hmm. 342 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,079 - Well, if I'm gonna do it by myself, 343 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,576 what the fuck am I paying you for? 344 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:26,917 - Oh. - Whoa, whoa. 345 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,630 My man. Don't do that. 346 00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:30,499 Don't get cocky, okay? 347 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,133 I am a fucking medical professional. 348 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,128 I make high six figures. 349 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,918 I own two vacation properties. 350 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,290 I drive a G-Wagon. 351 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,785 I have a beautiful wife 352 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,955 and I'm tapping beautiful bitches on the side. 353 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:43,921 - [cracks gum] 354 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,040 - Ain't no amount of money 355 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,785 can pay me to finger you. 356 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,995 - You need to fuck him up, Doc. - Mm-hmm. 357 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,293 - And who are you? - Oh, I'm Patrice. 358 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,165 - That's just Angie's friend Patrice. 359 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,750 - Why are you filming me? - This for my Live. Yeah. 360 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,504 Y'all, look at this nasty-ass nigga 361 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,133 trying to get fingered by a doctor. 362 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,128 [laughter] - I am not! 363 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:03,628 - [laughs] - Stop filming me, yo. 364 00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:07,959 - Are you crazy? It's 32 people up in this live. 365 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,381 - Finger-in-the-booty-ass nigga. 366 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,788 - Calvin is ready. 367 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,035 He's ready to get this workout-- 368 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,825 ♪ ♪ 369 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,667 - Yo, when I die, 370 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,130 if any ugly bitches try to post me on the 'Gram, 371 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,708 I want you to comment. 372 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,672 I want you to be like, "Yo, he didn't even fuck with you 373 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,500 like that for real," especially Nicole. 374 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,043 I don't want niggas to think I smash. 375 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,575 - But you did smash. - So? 376 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,167 I don't want niggas to think I did. 377 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,080 - Stop talking like that, man. You not gonna die. 378 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,496 - But don't you ever think 379 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,213 shit like this happens for a reason, bro? 380 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:41,041 Like, maybe it's just my time. 381 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,915 - You're gonna make it, man. 382 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,210 - Everybody get poked. 383 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,671 It might just be my time to go, man. 384 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,460 I don't know. 385 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,382 I'm just tired. [exhales] 386 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,998 - Kev, you ain't going out like that. 387 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,253 - Hey. 388 00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:58,209 Hey! 389 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,041 - What? - Look. 390 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,285 - No. 391 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,125 - There's a pandemic out here, 392 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:05,538 and it's people like you 393 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:08,075 that's making shit worse for everybody else. 394 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,286 - Hey, man, I'm not looking over there. 395 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,785 Just stop talking to us. - Why? Because I'm homeless? 396 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,625 - No, because you butt-ass naked. 397 00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,129 - You just don't get it. 398 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,128 Germs don't care about how much money you make 399 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,418 or what color we are 400 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,250 or who's butt-ass naked. 401 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:24,503 Germs only care about one thing: masks. 402 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,293 - Doesn't make any sense, man. - Hey, he's right. 403 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,125 You two should be wearing masks. 404 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,668 - You know something? 405 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,380 You're putting every single one of us in danger. 406 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,788 - Thank you. - I just got shot, everybody. 407 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,575 - Okay, and that's your right. 408 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,167 But not wearing a mask is like you shooting all of us. 409 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,080 - Yup. That's right. - Mm-hmm. Absolutely. 410 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,876 She said it. [applause] 411 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,539 - Look, we don't have masks. 412 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,075 - I got extra. 413 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,166 - If you don't get that nasty shit away from me. 414 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,420 - It may not be brand new, but it still works. 415 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,290 - Where did you even pull that from? 416 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:52,575 - My pocket. 417 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,127 - You're not wearing clothes, man. 418 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,578 - And why are y'all worried about us, okay? 419 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,747 Y'all are wearing masks, so y'all should be fine. 420 00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,584 - White privilege strikes again. 421 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,207 - Hey, do we look white to you? 422 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,711 - Well, yeah, white. - Yeah. 423 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,582 Refusing to wear a mask makes you a Karen. 424 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,077 - You are worse than a Karen. 425 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,246 - Let's post these Karens on my Live. 426 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,673 - Yeah. 427 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,790 - Where did he pull that phone from? 428 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,915 [downtrodden music] 429 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,790 - When you feel like this is how you could die... 430 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:23,171 That becomes what your priority is. 431 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,290 Like, I think a lot of people 432 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,625 in the Black community don't take COVID seriously 433 00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:31,789 because they don't believe that that's how they're gonna die. 434 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,285 Even if they've seen it happen-- 435 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,665 I've seen it happen. 436 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,420 It's happened in my family. I've seen some-- 437 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,830 I've lost somebody to COVID, 438 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,747 and it doesn't feel real. 439 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:43,424 But a motherfucker getting shot seems very real, 440 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,750 seems very likely, 441 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,084 and I bet there's a lot of people 442 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,536 who are afraid of COVID 443 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,125 who don't even consider 444 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,378 that they could possibly be gunned down somewhere 445 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,208 when there's motherfuckers in inner cities 446 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,541 all over this country 447 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,285 that can't imagine a scenario 448 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,075 where they're not shot to death. 449 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,496 [medical devices beeping, overlapping voices] 450 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,960 - "Cut this, suture this." 451 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,291 Ooh. 452 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,955 [exhales] 453 00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:29,541 - Doc, is he okay? 454 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,127 - Oh. Ooh. 455 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,378 I'm so sorry. 456 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,078 I, um... 457 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,576 don't know how to say this, but... 458 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,536 I don't remember who you brought here. 459 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,165 - Kevin. Kevin Jones. 460 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,540 - Right, right, right, right, right. 461 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:47,575 Mr. Jones. - Yeah. 462 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,877 - Gunshot, right? - Yes. 463 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,209 - Abdomen, right? - Yes, abdomen. 464 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,421 - Ah. 465 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,670 So sorry; I mean, it's been a crazy night. 466 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,790 Have you ever went a whole day without eating? 467 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,455 I mean, I-- - Is he okay? 468 00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,042 - No. He's dead. 469 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,415 If you would have gotten him here sooner, maybe. 470 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,542 Hey, the cops will probably ask, 471 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,705 but did you happen to see who shot him? 472 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,455 - No. They were... 473 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,792 they were wearing masks. 474 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,125 I... - Oh! That's good. 475 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,498 I'm so proud of our city 476 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,923 being so careful during this pandemic. 477 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,710 Oh, speaking of which... 478 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,579 Yeah, um... 479 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:30,287 you have to wear this if you wanna be in here. 480 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,495 It's not brand new, but still works. 481 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,633 Yeah. 482 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:39,419 Um, sorry for your loss. [exhales] 483 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:50,417 - ♪ I will remember you ♪ 484 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:55,670 ♪ Will you remember me? ♪ 485 00:17:57,041 --> 00:18:00,921 ♪ Don't let your life ♪ 486 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000 ♪ Pass you by ♪ 487 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,043 ♪ Weep not for ♪ 488 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:14,955 ♪ The memories ♪ 489 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,171 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 490 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,170 ♪ Weep not for ♪ 491 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:27,380 ♪ The memories ♪ 492 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,708 - You ever had a gun pulled out on you? 493 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,172 - Yes, I have. 494 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,040 - When you grow up in New York and you getting robbed, 495 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,625 you can't be crying, you know what I'm saying? 496 00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,329 - Because you cry, you know what I'm saying-- 497 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,497 'cause there might be someone in the hood that's robbing you, 498 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,253 you know what I'm saying, and then he'll go back. 499 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,633 - Wil, Wil. I know what you're saying. 500 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:42,999 You can just tell the story. 501 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,753 - I mean, no big deal, you know what I'm saying? 502 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,214 It's like... - No. 503 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,331 I know what you're--that's what I'm trying to tell you. 504 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,327 I know what you're saying. 505 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,537 You don't have to say, 506 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,075 "You know what I'm saying" every time. 507 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,456 - It's more like a comma, you know what I'm saying? 508 00:18:54,506 --> 00:18:59,056 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0